And so could your phone, your tablet and your friggin' car.
It all came from more than 8,000 top secret documents reportedly from the Central Intelligence Agency and released by WikiLeaks on Tuesday. Aside from scaring the bejesus out of us, it also brought new life into our collective gallows humor and tendency to quote from George Orwell's dystopian classic, "1984."
That's the novel where people are constantly spied on by Big Brother, the omnipresent all-seeing government. One of the most potent tools in its arsenal was a "telescreen," or a television that can spy on you.
So, yeah, welcome to the future.
It turns out the fantastical tech we've brought into our lives, from
phones that sit on our nightstands to
tablets that entertain our kids, also have cameras and microphones that can be used to spy on us.
The truth is that even though CNET and CBS haven't so far confirmed the authenticity of the WikiLeaks documents, and
the CIA isn't supposed to spy on us domestically, these disclosures are a kind of confirmation of things hackers have been telling us for years.
"We know we have a spy agency," said Dan Petro, an associate at security research firm Biship Fox.
Even the CIA basically said, "Yeah, so what?"
"It is the CIA's job to be innovative, cutting edge, and the first line of defense in protecting this country from enemies abroad," Jonathan Liu, a CIA spokesman, said in an emailed statement. "America deserves nothing less."
A decade ago, talk of this type of spying was relegated to conspiracy theorists and the "tinfoil hat" crowd. (
Here's a handy video showing how to make one, if you'd like.) Now it's just part of everyday life.
And just like the people in "1984," it turns out there isn't much we can do about all this, aside from convincing government to change.
OK, I know: A tech news and reviews site telling you to ditch tech is pretty ironic. But these are the times we live in. Big Brother is watching. No amount of how-to-ing is going to solve this one.
So what now?
The one answer we know will work is to go low tech, and get your devices off the internet.
The LG TV I bought in 2010 that doesn't have any apps or a connection to the internet? I'm holding onto it for longer than I expected now.
If you're worried about your exotic Netflix, HBO Go and Hulu movie watching habits getting into the wrong hands, there's always VHS. And thanks to the
Video Privacy Protection Act, if you can find a video store still renting tapes, you'll be (mostly) safe.
Oh, and you can always ditch that Amazon Kindle and
Apple iPad, too. It turns out "1984"
is still in print, on dead-tree paper and everything. You can even buy it with cash from your local bookstore so there won't be a record in your credit card statement.
In Orwell's novel, the protagonists, Winston and Julia, rent a room without a telescreen to conduct their affair. But they get caught by the Thought Police anyway because their landlord, in a twist, turns out to be an agent in a sting operation to catch thought criminals.
Sadly, there's not much lower-tech you can go with people. Maybe move to a desert island?
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